A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

O! Fridays, how I love thee!

It’s a beautifully sunny Friday morning - not too hot or humid, but rather just comfortably warm. I’m fully dressed for lounging at my desk for the next few hours. We’ve already gottern rid of 2 of the 4 things we put up on Freecycle (a sewing machine and a chair), and I’ve got a head that’s been slathered with red hair dye, and a fully stocked playlist of good tunes. Eddie made me a cup of coffee, which I drank in record time, and I’m pondering getting another one. This is weird, because I’m not a coffee drinker at all.

It was brought to my attention that Blogathon ‘06 is next weekend, so I signed up. And then I read that you’re now supposed to be posting every half hour rather than every hour, and since I have enough issues trying to come up with 24 posts in a day I decided to drop out because 48 posts in a day is insane.

I’m in the market for another tattoo. I’m looking into a couple of designs for the backs of my shoulders so that I can get Tigger covered up. I’m also looking for something to do in memory of my grandfather, since this September marks 10 years he’s been dead and we were very close. When I first said I was planning on doing something but didn’t have any idea of what to do, Eddie asked if there was any words of wisdom he gave me in life. Unfortunately, the only sage advice that my Pop-Pop ever gave me was “You never see a dead cat in a tree.” This doesn’t make for a good tattoo (remind me to post about the backstory to that someday, ok?). Fortunately, Pop was both a sailor and a firefighter, both of which offer a plethora of ideas on their own.

And just for shits and giggles, I present another moron on AIM.

justin9225js: hi
Sheleycoat: hi
justin9225js: how old r u
Sheleycoat: 29. We’ve been over this before.
justin9225js: yea i no
justin9225js: I am so so horny rite now
Sheleycoat: Good for you. Why does this concern me?
justin9225js: arent u a adult entertainer
Sheleycoat: Um, no, why would you get that idea?
justin9225js: i thought u were
Sheleycoat: No, I haven’t done anything like that in about 3 years. It bores me.
justin9225js: do u wanna have sex
Sheleycoat: Not at the moment since I’m sitting here with a head full of hair dye, but when I do, I’ll be sure to ask my incredibly well hung husband to give it to me.
justin9225js: o u married
Sheleycoat: Yes, we’ve been through all of this before.
justin9225js: o well
Sheleycoat: Your loss, not mine.

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