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I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Friday Ramblings = Framblings

I love Fridays. I get paid, and Eddie got paid yesterday, and we have some money. We’re trying to decide if I can go to Lane Bryant tomorrow and buy another shirt (since I’ve got a coupon for 15% off whatever I find) and drag my mother in to buy a bra, or skip the shirt and save the money for the Dropkick Murphys concert I’ve expressed an interest in seeing on the 13th. I’m definitely going to get a haircut, because I need one. We’ve yet to figure out if we’ll be spending Monday night at Mom’s in order to get to the Bristol parade on Tuesday morning.

I had some strange dreams last night. The only one I can really remember was something about living with userinfonicalycab and a bunch of other people in this big old house, and she died, so we did what any normal people would do. We notified the authorities, and after they’d come through, determined she’d died of natural causes, and left, we stuffed her under a bed. This was odd, because I’ve never met her, let alone lived with her, and none of us were upset she’d died, but I was a little pissed because she’d died wearing one of my favorite shirts (something Halloween-themed with hideous pumpkins on it) and I didn’t want to pull her out from under the bed just to take it back from her.

I think it’s fairly obvious that I’ve got some issues.

Here’s hoping that tonight isn’t crazy at work. It’s the end of the month, and people will be wanting their refills. Add to the fact that it’s Friday, and we’ll be filling a lot of Viagra/Levitra/Cialis scripts tonight (and come Sunday, we’ll be filling all the birth control). However, it’s also a holiday weekend, so things might be slower than usual, and just be crazy on Monday (when I work during the day, before the crazy after-dinner rush) or Wednesday, when I’m off.

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3 Responses to “Friday Ramblings = Framblings”

  1. Gravatar Icon::: digital-ed[dot]net ::: » Blog Archive » up in the sky….bird? plane? canadian in tights?! Says:

    [...] Unlike Crystal, I have not had any weird dreams aside of being Superman last week or so. I don’t know if I was Superman or if I was Brandon Routh, being Superman. Just that I was in the costume. Course at first, sine I had great powers, I had to have great responsibility. But the farther I got in the dream, I started using my powers for evil, and learned that it was much more fun! [...]

  2. Gravatar IconRobin Says:

    Aw, we don’t get paid until next week but now the getting paid is all a little scarier with a mortgage.

    Dreams can really spook ya huh? Me too.

  3. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    Yeah, I can’t imagine being responsible for a mortgage, considering how many issues we have with getting rent paid on time and managing our money in general. That’s the one thing that scares the shit out of me about moving out of here, since Eddie really wants to get our own place rather than continuing with renting.

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