A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

It Was Only a Matter of Time…

… before I had a customer who made me use the Purell as soon as he was out of view. Man comes up to the counter, give his name, and those of 4 others in the same household. No problem. I look at the slips for all 5 and notice they’re all for the same drug: Tamiflu. Immediatly I start imagining some crazy guy preparing for Bird Flu and drugging up his family, but since it’s not a precautionary drug (like the flu shot), I quickly push that thought out of my head. I ring him up, chat briefly about how difficult it is to find a pharmacy that actually dispenses the drug, and he goes on his merry way.

I turn to the pharmacists on the bench and ask, “So what does a guy need with 5 doses of Tamiflu?”

The pharm passes over a bottle of Purell. “Curing the household,” she says. “Now wash up.”

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