A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

I <3 Fridays

On a monthly basis, I pay $50 more for tuition than I do for our fucking rent, and what’d we do today? We watched Osmosis Jones. That’s all we did. The first half of the day we finished homework, and those of us who had already finished it (most of us) surfed the net. My last 15 minutes of class were spent explaining to Crystal who Gerardo is/was and why she couldn’t find the lyrics to his songs by searching for a musician named Rico Suave.

Tonight we’re going food shopping to get some stuff to tide us over for the next week. I’m hoping to not blow a wad of cash while we’re there, since we need to put it aside for rent and shit which is due in a week or so. Last night’s pizza was horrible. We think that they’ve changed sauces because it’s literally like they replaced their regular sauce with salsa.

In crafty news, I spent last night working on the monkey, and all he’s needing right now is eyes. I’ve got a second one that needs to be stuffed and assembled this weekend, and I’ll probably enlist Eddie’s help with that because I honestly hate stuffing the fuckers. I’ve also got a pair of amigurumi kittens that need to be stuffed and assembled for Monday, providing that Mom doesn’t see them and steal them.

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