A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

School and stuffs

I got another perfect score on my test. We didn’t do all that much in class because our teacher had a migraine that was threatening to make her puke if she stood up, so we just worked on more fake prescriptions and databases.

At one point this morning we were looking up pictures, because the other Crystal wanted to show someone what I dubbed the potato baby, and we ended up showing J (teacher) the picture. After we discuss the fact that it’s actually called an acardiac twin, she’s sitting up front and asks “Why are you looking up twins, Crystal? Got an announcement for us? A happy announcement, perhaps?”

“It’d be a happy announcement if I could come in and announce I’d gotten my tubes tied,” I replied. A few laughs. Everyone seems to know better than to give me the “you’ll change your mind” speech.

I picked up some red and off-white yarn today for another project of mine. I won’t get into details but suffice to say it will be quite geeky and take a bit longer for me to do simply because I have no pattern at all. I need to finish my kittens for Gina over the weekend, and my monkeys should be done by tomorrow, since I think most of tonight might be spent on the couch watching TV and eating pizza. We’re also planning on hopping into the shower and there’s a distinct possibility of getting biz-ZAY at some point tonight (w00t!).

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