Stop. You’re an idiot, and I hope you never breed.
Found on a pregnancy-related Livejournal community tonight:
Is there anything else that makes you think you’re pregnant? This is kind of weird, buut, some semen got on my hand, I washed my hand with soap and water, ten minutes later my hand came in contact with my vagina. Also, I have been having crazy stomach aches and feel really pukey, but mostly at night, but it could be nerves.
*bangs head on desk*
While I give her credit for actually using a condom, I still firmly believe that you should keep your legs crossed and stop fucking if you can’t be bothered to figure out how things work.
Tags: girl, idiot, livejournal, moron, pregnant, rants, sex
January 19th, 2006 at 6:28 pm
I could understand the stupidity 10 years ago (I was pretty stupid when I was in HS) but now? There is SO much information and teens are SO much more aware of these things today. Hell Mtv has shows all about sex. There is no excuse these days for this kind of stupidity…unless you are mormon or something.
January 19th, 2006 at 6:40 pm
That’s pretty much my thought as well. A friend of mine once said that she really didn’t understand sex what sex was until she actually had it anduntil then she was under the belief that it was just “kissing naked”. We got lucky in the fact that we had great health teachers in high school who went over everything, but these days there’s just soooooo many places to get sex infomation on the net that are geared specifically for teens that there’s really no excuse to be thinking like this.
January 19th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
I remember after my bro’s bat mitzvah we listened to his friends talking and they knew SO much about sex, etc. that we just couldn’t believe it. By a senior in hs I still didn’t know how to use a tampon…I still can’t believe how clueless I was but then again nobody told me shit. If I ever have kids they will be VERY informed and I will be easy to talk to.