Brrr!
Dear US Gov’t:
When I asked you to stop fucking with the weather control machine, I didn’t mean to set things to the average temperature of Lower Penguin-ass, Antarctica. Maybe 30F or so, but not in the 60s, and certainly not this sub-freezing bullshit.
Sincerly,
the frozen girl in Pawtucket
We spent the day at Mom’s house watching football. I sincerely think that the NFL really needs to either replace off the officials or surgically remove their heads from their asses, because there’s been an assload of really shitty calls during the playoffs. When even I cmplain about the game - and mind you, I barely pay attention to anything other than the Superbowl - then you know that things are bad. We ate hot wings for lunch and had ribs for dinner. Mom gave me the most awesome hot pink metal purse/lunch pail, which is great because it will let me carry some yarn, pens, and my phone to class without squishing whatever animal I might be working on between my books.
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