Rubbing one out at 10:30am
Not me, of course. I recently modified my ICQ settings to allow non-buddies to message me, opening myself up for a whole slew of freaks and wierdos, like this 15 year old guy who caught me this morning.
309303186: hey hot stuff
309303186: wanna chat
chickygrrlie: hi
309303186: like your pick u look hot
chickygrrlie: thanks
309303186: i’d love to get inyour pants
chickygrrlie: Not gonna happen. I prefer my men to be real, not random strangers on the net living in Mommy’s basement.
309303186: shut up u ho
309303186: yea skank
chickygrrlie: Hey, you’re the one who messaged me saying I’m hot and you want in my pants. That just screams “o god u have titties and i’ve never seen a real 1 b4!!!1″
309303186: shut up bitch and ive seen tons of tits but yours are probably saggy
chickygrrlie: You’re still here? I would have thought you’d have grabbed your jar of vaseline by now and start jacking to that one tiny picture of me. *fap*fap*fap*
309303186: your so retarded
309303186: you would do any thing to get a dick once and a while
chickygrrlie: Me? retarded? I’m not the one still persisting in talking to some cunt who’s made it clear she wants nothing to do with you.
chickygrrlie: Actually, I can get dick whenever I want. I’m married.
309303186: then y do u put your name were anyone can tlk 2 ya
309303186: but w/e bitch bye
chickygrrlie: I chat. I don’t deal with 15 year old desperate fucktards.
chickygrrlie: But enjoy the random messages you might get once I post this conversation on my homepage with the other freaks
And then there was this guy who messaged me earlier this week via Yahoo:
imbmbbs: hi
*** Auto-response sent to imbmbbs: I am currently away from the computer.
imbmbbs: pls dont tell lie
Because you know, if I wanted to ignore somone, I’d take the time to type in a response saying I’m not available.
Tags: chat, freaks, freaks, icq, love, moron, pervert, yahoo
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