A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

do not eat your pills.

Alien!  Run away!In an attempt to get us to do more pharmacy-oriented stuff in class today, our teacher came in armed with 2 bags of M&Ms and Reeces Pieces, a stack of paper plates, and some plastic knives. we were going to practice counting “pills” with her occasionally interrupting us to ask questions or just yell “sop counting!” We were also given a stern warning not to eat the pills while counting in the pharmacy.

We also had to watch The Miracle of Life. I don’t think I could ever be more horrified than I was watching the doctor pull some wriggling, bloody creature from the crotch of some overly-calm, very hairy Swedish woman. Not to mention the sperm tsunami through the urethra, or the “gently waving fingers” of the fimbria that looked too much like a man-o-war (the jellyfish, not the band) for my liking. And then there was the tiny alien fetus floating happily from its perch in the uterus. It was suggested that I try to crochet one, since I’m so good at the bunnies. The best part of the movie was seeing the thermal imaging and an inside view of what happens to the body when a guy gets hard and W. saying she wanted to see the childbirth scene because she’s had 3 kids and has “never seen what actually happens down there”.

Tonight we’re having shredded bbq chicken. Yummy. I attempted to eat some tuna for lunch today, but it was just completely nasty and I made it through about 4 bites before putting it down. We’re also going to bed early tonight because we both need to be up early, and I’d like to be somewhat rested before my exam tomorrow. Eddie’s going to help me study a bit after dinner, since I need to be quizzed on generic names of drugs.

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