A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Amuse me, damn it.

Blue Boy and CocoIt’s been a long, boring day. I’ve done nothing, with the exception of cleaning out the ferret’s cage and crawling under my desk to plug my computer’s speakers back in. I also called my mother to ask a completely random question about the 8ft rooster on Allens Ave in Providence. I changed all of my Livejournal icons.

Yeah, I’m completely bad at doing anything on the weekend. I’m not even happy about being a slacker today. I’m just down. I took a couple of pictures of my newest amigurumi bunny, who I’ve named Blue Boy and may sell online later this week.

I’m bored. I’m restless. I want to do something other than sit on my ass. I’m horny and have been for a week, but we won’t get into that issue.

I’m going grab the ferret and head into the shower.

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4 Responses to “Amuse me, damn it.”

  1. Gravatar IconRobin Says:

    You sound EXACTLY like me on Saturdays when I slack off.

  2. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    *lol*

    and for clarification, I didn’t shower *with* the ferret. She ran around the bathroom while I was safely in the stall.

  3. Gravatar IconRobin Says:

    lol good clarification. Hey, I’m in no place to judge.

  4. Gravatar IconYou are Mine Says:

    [...] The last time he tried to initiate things was last weekend, when I made a snarky remark in a post about not receiving a Christmas present I’d asked for. The present in question was a request that he initiate sex more frequently because I’M FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS ONCE A WEEK BULLSHIT. Of course, being on the rag, we can’t. Not because I won’t, but because he won’t. Before that, the last initiation came when I again complained in a post about being horny and that I’d been that way for a week. [...]

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