Only in this house…
ed: I’m gonna stick it up your ass
me: I’m not drunk enough
ed: *laugh*
me: and if I was drunk enough, I’d be too loud.
Tags: anal, funny, sex, you sexy thingI'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.
I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
ed: I’m gonna stick it up your ass
me: I’m not drunk enough
ed: *laugh*
me: and if I was drunk enough, I’d be too loud.
Tags: anal, funny, sex, you sexy thing
@Heather - Thank you for telling him! He tries to steal it all

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