A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

What a long day.

Class, as expected, was extraordinarily boring. We took a test, which I scored a 97% on because I circled the wrong letter on a multiple choice section. And then we sat around for 5 hours typing the same insanely retarded phrases and paragraphs over and over again.

I did some work on one of the afghans, picked up more yarn and did a bit more on the other one I’m working on. Hopefully I’ll have both done before Christmas. I haven’t made any monkeys like I’m supposed to be doing because I can’t find my damned scissors. That pisses me off, but I guess it’s for the best because otherwise I’d never finish the crochet crap I’m doing for presents.

I was getting ready to shower and had the water running to warm up and left the shower door open a bit (no water was spraying out) because Pickle was sitting on the edge looking at the water. I get undressed and decide to use the toilet before I get in and I’m watching the ferret run into the shower and run back out, each time getting a little wetter. I finish up and she’s still doing this, but at this point she’s running around in the shower and snorkelling in about a quarter-inch of water in there, her entire body all puffed up like she’d been hooked up to a car battery. She jumps out, and I jump in, and quick as a flash she’s followed me into the shower and is licking my feet. Strange little bugger.

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