I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.
I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
The wonderful agony of oral sex: “She was out of my car and into her house before I knew it. I quickly drove off, not wanting to face her rifle-wielding father, with seminal fluid still meekly drizzling out of my penis, my face covered in her spit and my sperm, laughing at the absurdity of my life.
I had no idea that this would only be the first in a long line of blowjob follies.”
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December 11th, 2005 at 11:36 am
I rather enjoyed that.
December 11th, 2005 at 12:32 pm
Me too! It was funny in the same way that A Christmas Story is funny - there’s parts of it that you can see happening to yourself or someone you know
December 11th, 2005 at 12:38 pm
Yeah I’ve got a classic story that I really can’t tell on my blog that is similar to the choking one.
December 11th, 2005 at 1:13 pm
Thankfully I don’t have any bad oral stories. however, there was that time I was tied up and a friend showed up and we couldn’t get the knots undone very quickly…
December 11th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
Now that sounds interesting.
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