A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Fun with Google

Based on the hits I get to my site, I’ve come to the conclusion that no one searches for anything normal anymore. Here’s some fun ones from the last couple of days.

  • babies, the other white meat - ah, someone found this post from last September
  • doctor ballgag - My suggestion? Find another doctor.
  • silvadel - That’s me, according to my various gaming accounts. Not too weird, if you think that it could be someone from FFXI or WoW trying to find me.
  • my daughter hates wearing underwear - #1: make sure you’re not one of those crazy parents who puts your kid into those thongs made for 6 year olds. # 2: I don’t willingly wear undies either, and haven’t done so since about ‘93
  • harry potter porn - is this good enough for you?
  • maternal instinct and desire to have a baby - you’ll find neither here, since I’m one of those rabidly childfree baby-hating bitches.
  • simply complicated mimi - She shut the blog down. Unless you got the link to her new site from her, you’re not getting it from me.

The Harry Potter porn searches are outnumbering the people looking for passes to beautifulagony.com lately. I think that’s because of the upcoming movie.

Pickle finally decided to wake up a little while ago, and has spent the last 20 minutes transporting her soda caps into new hiding spots, one at a time.

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One Response to “Fun with Google”

  1. Gravatar IconRobin Says:

    I’m definitely going to look aroud your blog. I always look forward to finding other childfree people.

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