A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

School, my rocking husband, and weird searches

We started our 3rd course at school today, so the next 8 days will be filled with nothing but the wide world of dosage calculations. All together now… oooOOOoooo…. aaaHHHhhhh. Yes, it’s just that interesting to spend 5 hours a freakin’ day doing the same match that I did in 5th grade. Although, it is pretty funny to watch people’s brains get all knotted up when trying to divide fractions. What I think is wonderfully insane is the fact that we’ll be having our “midterm” on Tuesday.

Eddie cooked chicken noodle soup and grilled cheese for dinner. As proof that he’s quite possibly the greatest husband a girl could ever have, I submit to you the following evidence:

  • Exhibit A: He made my sandwich with white cheese, since I harbor an irrational dislike of the unnaturally orange Kraft Singles.
  • Exhibit B: He cut my sandwich into triangles rather than rectangles because that’s just the way it’s done.
  • Exhibit C: He’s probably going to ravage me in bed tonight.

Pickle is curled up in her cage, sound asleep after spending the last hour going crazy in the loveseat. She constantly digs at the slipcover we had covering the whole couch, so I took and wrapped up the seat cushions in it and left the rest uncovered, since the seats are the only thing that really needed to be covered. Once I got everything securely wrapped up, she decided her new favorite spot was behind the pillows along the back, where she could pop up randomly, prompting Eddie to refer to her as our very own trapdoor spider.

Eddie’s mother is coming down for a visit on Friday. We’ve known this for about a week now, since she called us to let us know last week that she’d be here on the 28th. We and my mother and Brian were keeping it a secret from my grandmother in an attempt of making her feel better since she’s been sick lately, until Ed’s mom called my grandmother up to discuss things and spilled the beans. Nanny was not amused, and told mom to “kick her son-in-law in the ass”.

And now for some slightly amusing search terms that my site turns up under:

  • large talons: I’m quite proud to be the #1 search for that, which is funny to me because it was from my post about being the only person in the world disliking Napolean Dynomite.
  • sinus worms: #4 for a post about feeling my sinuses do weird things while sick.
  • crazy pee: (#14) To the person searching for this, sorry to disappoint you, but there’s no crazy pee here, unless you count a story about the time Eddie and I had to pee so bad on the way home from Parente’s that we stopped at Chase Farm in Lincoln to pee behind the barn.
  • snowflakes falling all over town, slipping…: Apparently this person had the same chorus teacher I did, or all chorus teachers force their students to sing the same retarded songs around the world. (from this post)
  • see a picture of my cock: funny, because in additional the complete and utter lack of penis picures here on Saidshe.Net, it was a Google image search hit, and the searcher had their SafeSearch on.
  • feline scabby nipples: Stop playing on the net and take your damned cat to the vet.

There’s some weird people out there.

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