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Pets in costume and potluck dinner

Sunflower Ferret I finished Pickle’s sunflower Halloween costume. As you can see from this picture, she’s not very impressed with it. In other pictures after I’d finished her “stem” bodysuit, she was even less enthusiastic about it. We have yet to get a non-squirmy shot of her. Unfortunately my camera is dying, so the color and quality aren’t that great. Guess what I want for Christmas? A new digital camera.

We’re having fish sticks and hash browns and garlic bread for dinner tonight. If you can’t tell, this is the last dregs of food in our freezer aside from some assorted ice creams and maybe a lone pork chop or something. Later we’ll slack off and watch bad TV and scratch ourselves, pee with the door open and drink right from the can. Because we’re high class, yo.

Update: I let her sleep for a bit and then dressed her up while she was near-comatose to get this wicked awesome shot.

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4 Responses to “Pets in costume and potluck dinner”

  1. Gravatar IconAtomic Bombshell Says:

    OMG… Pickle is teh KEWTNESS!

  2. Gravatar IconJason Says:

    Dude, am i mistaken or has fleshbot straight up stolen your artwork for thier header. Or did you give it to them? http://www.fleshbot.com/

  3. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    Jason -

    Yes, she’s mine. I found it completely by accident back in March of last year, emailed the webmaster a nasty “gimme credit or change your image” note and got a very polite email back explaining that the logo designer claimed he’d made it (or something along that line) and offering to put my name and link up there for credit. For a while it was directing to my design/hosting site, but since I closed up that domain, it just has my name up there under their credits section in the sidebar.

  4. Gravatar IconJason Says:

    Ha, so it does. Well at least they get points for taste. :) Straight up made me snort my coffee. Oh well, glad you already knew about it. siezure!!

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