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Pickles Stash

The stashSo we cleaned out Pickle’s stash today so we could vaccuum under the couches.
The stash consisted of:

  • 1 USPS Priority Mail box
  • Dukes of Hazzard DVD
  • small pile of random paper
  • 1 cozy ferret bed
  • The Holy Keychain
  • little penguin
  • 2 tiny stuffed tigers
  • 2 pens
  • singing Yukon Cornelius toy that weighs about as much as she does
  • buzzing mosquito
  • a stuffed squeaky chick
  • bike tire air pump tookit
  • 1 chunky promotional Lego
  • velvet scraps from a stuffed monkey and purse I made

The “holy keychain” was something that I got last spring when I went to a company meeting. It’s your typical vender freebie - a rubber loop on one end of the keyring, and a small insanely difficult to use flashlight on the other end. this is the one toy that she will seek out and hide several times a day, on the off-chance that one of us has found and hidden it on her. After I took this picture, Eddie put everything back on the floor and she immediately took the keychain and dragged it back under the couch.

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2 Responses to “Pickles Stash”

  1. Gravatar IconAtomic Bombshell Says:

    Okay, that is adorable.

  2. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    Isn’t it? We need to find her something to replace the keychain - one of its loops snapped apart, and it’s only a matter of time before the rest of it falls apart. It has to be small and rubbery, so I’m thinking of just buying some buttplugs, just for the shock value of them :)

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