A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Beware my fearsome rack!

I finally finished my very first attempt at a slip cover for the black couch, and while I haven’t sat on it to see if I should secretly stick some velcro in the back to keep theings from shifting, it does look pretty spiffy. It seems to clash a bit with the wallpaper, but considering this wallpaper, nothing would match it. Now I just need to do the loveseat.

I busted out my tape measure yesterday to figure out exactly what size bra I’m supposed to be wearing in hopes that I can find one as comfy (or more so) than the one I had. Turned out I wasn’t too far off - my bra is a 44DD and I should technically be in a 46DDD (aka 46F). So now I’m on a quest to find myself some decent fat-girl bras in my size that don’t look like they belong to either of my grandmothers. Once I get better wielding the sewing machine I may try my hand at making my own with some patterns, but I think I should stick to slipcovers and monkeys.

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