How weird can we be?
It’s time for another episode of Fucked Up Conversations at Casa McBride!
*applause*
The Scene: The boudoir, where our heroine lays on the bed, under the covers, waiting for her lover.
Ed: (bursting through the bedroom doorway, head shrouded in toilet paper) Look! I’m a mummy!
Crystal: Not sexy!!
Ed: (laying on top of Crystal) But it will keep me from blowing snot all over you if I sneeze!
Crystal: (reaching for the toilet paper before being restrained by Ed) I don’t care! That’s so not hot.
Ed: (poking his tongue through the TP and making a mouth-sized hole) Kiss me!
Crystal: (attempting to escape) Knock it off! Get the toilet paper off your head! Can’t we just have normal sex?
Ed: (starts grinding against Crystal, still under the blankets) Who’s yo’ MUMMY!!?!
fin.
Tags: love, mummy, paper, plays, sex, toilet, unsexy, you sexy thing
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