Been a while since I posted a long one of these. This is a guy in Providence, who messaged me last week and proceeded to give me way more information that I ever needed to know. We join this conversation after the normal formalities of “is that really you in your profile pic?” have been taken care of.

calienteworld: u got a man?
me: Quite happily married for 3 years now.
calienteworld: sweet,i’d love to find somebody that would marry me
me: it’s no different that just being in a longterm relationship, just got some extra paperwork with a marriage
calienteworld: yeah
calienteworld: youknow what i would like to find
me: what’s that?
calienteworld: a woman that would do me in my @zz. [Remind me never to ask what a guy wants ever again.]
me: rofl
me: I think most guys like assplay. Most just won’t admit it.
calienteworld: i admited i’d tell my pasts girls but they won’t do it, except for one
me: some chicks are weirded out by that sort of shit.
calienteworld: yeah huh…i got this fetish u know, i’m not into the man-man shit, i don’t like man, but just seeing a woman wearing a strap-on turns me on [It's like he thinks this is a good pickup line or something.]
me: it’s only a fetish if that’s that only way you can get off. otherwise it’s just a turn-on. two entirely different things.
calienteworld: yeah, have her bang my ass while i masturbate that’s how i think of it, specially if me doggy styled [On what planet does this make a good, normal conversation to have with a complete stranger?]
me: lol
me: that’s more than I needed to know.
calienteworld: yeah

And I thought that was the end of things. He’d messaged me a couple of days later and had a brief conversation consisting of “wanna chat?” where I replied that we already had, and that I was the one he told about his strap-on fantasy, and he didn’t message me again. That is, not until this morning.

calienteworld: thong?
me: none of your damned business.
calienteworld: k
me: I mean honestly, would you walk up to a total stranger on the street and ask about her underwear? somehow I doubt it.
calienteworld: i wouldn’t, but …i would still wonder, we all always wonder, just that on here you have they ignore you and u don’t get a slap.
me: So basicay, just because you’re on the internet, you don’t need to have basic manners?
me: that’s retarded. Just because it’s the net, you need to remember that there’s still a person at the keyboard, and regardless of whether or not we have ignore, you’re still an asshole.
calienteworld: okay listen and please try to understand…weather i try to treat people good or bad…i always get ignore…i’ve chatted with many people the very nice way and at the end they click out and never come back again so thats when i think like….what’s the use..?
me: could it be because you’re talking about subjects that no one wants to discuss during an initial conversation? I mean, we hadn’t chatted more than 10 minutes when you were telling me about how you wanted your girlfriend to fuck your ass with a strap-on.
me: Maybe if you could have a *normal* conversation about every day things rather than your secret fantasies, you’d have better luck not ending up on ignore lists.
calienteworld: ay ay ay….
calienteworld: okay

And he stopped talking to me again. we’ll see how long he can go this time.

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