I recently updated my resume on Monster.com, and now i’ve getting people emailing me with job info. most of it is the typical “you fit this profile blah blah blah” from temp agencies. However, I got this wonderful one this afternoon:

Your interests and experience match those for a Customer Service Representative position. This position will be located in our Lincoln, RI Call Center. The Customer Service Representative position handles inbound calls from [company name] customers who have questions about their accounts….

The company? The new owners of the bank that I worked for before. So I just got an email from the same HR people who almost 3 years ago fired me. I’m half-pondering going in there to see if I can get a job offer and then turning them down, or at least replying back to the HR woman with a message telling her to look through the personel files.