A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Logic does not exist on the internet.

People are dense.

jithulak: hi
*** Auto-response sent to jithulak: I am currently away from the computer.
jithulak: h r u
jithulak: plese come near to computer

How the hell do they expect me to come near the computer when I’m not near it to get the request in the first place? Oh, I know! We’ll teach Pickle to read and she can reply to these idiots! Imagine the conversations!

Freak: hi sexxxyyyy….. asl?
Pickle: sdjfsjd sdfjdsj dookdook cmcksdlkfr
Freak: u sound hot
Freak: got a cam?

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