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things that make you say “wtf?”

Seattle man dies after sex with horse.

Best quote from the article:

“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues”

Actually, I think that’s the best quote I’ve seen in any article.

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One Response to “things that make you say “wtf?””

  1. Gravatar Icondeliciously superfluous Says:

    say this twice with a straight face

    A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday. That’s not the best part of this article,…

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