gsxr750_iceburg: hi m 27 se mass
me: hi
gsxr750_iceburg: where u from
gsxr750_iceburg: im jay
me: RI, exactly like it says in my profile
gsxr750_iceburg: where in ri
me: providence area. small state, location of me doesn’t matter that much. [Seriously, if I can drive across the state in 25 minutes, is location important?]
gsxr750_iceburg: k damn huh
gsxr750_iceburg: u date
me: Nope, got a guy, no need for more than that.
gsxr750_iceburg: hun im sexy fine n hung [omg, you've won me over! Your stupendous wang has swayed my opinion and give me your address so I can give you the best damned blowjob ever!]
me: That doesn’t really matter to me, since as I said, I’m involved and have no reason to cheat.
gsxr750_iceburg: r u big bobbed [ah, someone who just wants to whack off while I decribe myself]
me: Besides, if I wanted a new one, I wouldn’t be surfing the web looking for him.
me: bobbed? I don’t know anyone named Bob.
gsxr750_iceburg: big tits huh [So not giving an answer is the same as answering with a "yes"]
me: So I’ve been told, not that it’s much of your concern.
gsxr750_iceburg: dd
me: Really, it’s none of your concern.

He stopped talking to me after that.