A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

This is a long one, but it was too fun to edit at all….

vmb_leo: hey
vmb_leo: how r u doing
me not bad, and yourself?
vmb_leo: perfect …….thnx
vmb_leo: asl pls
me all in my profile. You tried reading it, right?

vmb_leo: no , not yet
vmb_leo: awesome weather today right?
me Haven’t been outside. It was my day off.
vmb_leo: r u busy?
vmb_leo: oh really
vmb_leo: cool
vmb_leo: have fun
me eh, day’s almost over
vmb_leo: yeah
vmb_leo: when is ur next day off?
me Monday
vmb_leo: oh i c
vmb_leo: my day off on sunday
vmb_leo: so wht r u doing since morning
vmb_leo: how did u spent ur dayoff?
me woke up, played some video games, ate some pizz
me pizza
vmb_leo: wow
vmb_leo: i too like pizza
vmb_leo: so, say something about u
me I’m not a natural redhead.
vmb_leo: oh really
me Really.
vmb_leo: so wht’s ur natural color then
me Brown.
vmb_leo: wow
me I’m told its quite pretty, but I prefer my reds and blues and purples.
vmb_leo: u like red than brown
vmb_leo: i like ur natural color
me No one’s seen my natural hair color in about 5 years.
vmb_leo: oh my goodness
vmb_leo: wht’s ur hairstyle/
me Short and spikey in the back, longer in the front.
vmb_leo: don’t u like long stright hair
me I do, ut it’s a pain to take care of.
vmb_leo: yeah, that is true
vmb_leo: but it looks very pretty
vmb_leo: isn’t it
me I gues
vmb_leo: so wht about ur other features
me I don’t have any.
vmb_leo: hey, r u kidding
me lol
vmb_leo: u got me wht i mean
vmb_leo: i am talking about ur anatomy
vmb_leo: lol
me well, what do you want to know?
vmb_leo: from top to toe
me I have toes, and a head, and everything in between
vmb_leo: lol
vmb_leo: u r so funny
vmb_leo: sorry for asking like that
vmb_leo: i am just curious how are you looks like
me there’s a picture on my profile.
vmb_leo: i can c only ur face, which is not very clear
vmb_leo: image
me It’s pretty clear.
vmb_leo: u looks very pretty
me thanks
vmb_leo: do u have bf?
vmb_leo: i don’t have gf
me does it matter if I do or not?
vmb_leo: lol
vmb_leo: r u angry with me
me No
vmb_leo: i’m just casually asking
vmb_leo: really, it doesn’t matter
vmb_leo: am i boring u dear
me Nope, never said that
vmb_leo: i don’t want to spoil ur day off
vmb_leo: have fun dear
vmb_leo: let me know if u need any help okay
me and what would you help me with?
vmb_leo: any kind of help
vmb_leo: if it is possible for me
vmb_leo: so wht else?
me the foot bone’s connected to the leg bone…
vmb_leo: have u had ur coffee/
me Too late for coffee
vmb_leo: i didn’t get u
vmb_leo: the foot bone………
vmb_leo: wht does it mean
vmb_leo: r u there
me Nope. I’m hiding.
vmb_leo: lol
vmb_leo: pls let me know
vmb_leo: wht does it mean
me what does what mean?
vmb_leo: the foot bone’s connected to the leg bone…
me My hovercraft is full of eels
vmb_leo: could u pls make it more clear
vmb_leo: helo
vmb_leo: r u sleeping
me Nope
vmb_leo: so say something
vmb_leo: r u hungry now
vmb_leo: so, wht’s ur plans for supper
me I already ate
vmb_leo: oh my god
vmb_leo: too early
vmb_leo: so, wht u had
me hamburgers
vmb_leo: do u like hamburgers
me I do
vmb_leo: i like veggie burger
me Not me.
vmb_leo: feeling sleepy?
me Too early for sleep
vmb_leo: so, wht’s ur bed time/
me Not for another 4 hours
vmb_leo: oh my god
vmb_leo: that is too late right
me No, that’s midnight. Not late.
vmb_leo: wht time u used to wake up
me 6am
vmb_leo: oh my god
vmb_leo: do u think 6hrs enough to sleep?
me for me it is
vmb_leo: really u r great
vmb_leo: fine
vmb_leo: wht else?
vmb_leo: have fun
vmb_leo: catch u later then
me My nipples explode with delight!
vmb_leo: wow……..really
vmb_leo: why so/
me optimus Prime is one hot robot studman.
vmb_leo: can i c that
me Drop your panties sir william, I can not wait until lunchtime.
vmb_leo: ok
me ok?
me do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?
vmb_leo: why not
vmb_leo: bye for now
me the leg bone’s connected to the thigh bone

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One Response to “This is a long one, but it was too fun to edit at all….”

  1. Gravatar IconAurorealis Says:

    LOL: Nope. I’m hiding.

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