Said She

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Posted on 22 February 2005
Tags: freaks

Saw this on a pagan cummunity board I’m part of:

HI MY NAME IS DONNA AND I HAVE A PROBLEM.

I CANNOT RUN TO MY COVEN BECAUSE ONE OF THE GIRLS IS FUCKING THE PERSON I AM TRYING TO DESTROY THAT IS IN QUESTION.

SEE I WAS AT THIS GOTH CLUB ONE NIGHT TRYING TO PICK UP CHICKS AND I SAW THIS HOT AND SLUTTY VAMPIRE BAT BITCH WITH 2 INCH FANGS AND WE WENT BACK TO HER PLACE WHERE SHE LIVED WITH 10 OTHERS JUST LIKE HER. SO WE SUCKED CRACK OUT OF EACH OTHERS TWATS AND THEN THE ONE ATE CHOCOLATE COVERED ECSTASY OUT OF MY ASSHOLE AND I SWEAR I FELL IN LOVE BABY!!

I PISSED ON THEIR BED AND THEY SUCKED IT UP AND THEN I WENT HOME AND TWO DAYS LATER I WAS SHAKING BADLY BECAUSE I NEEDED VODKA! SO I WENT TO THE STORE IN MY PICKUP TRUCK AND WHILE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD THE ONE RAN UP TO ME AND SCREAMED HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME!! I TOLD HER TO GO IN A GRAVEYEARD AND HAVE BELA LUGOSI DRINK HER BLOOD WHILE THE CURE WAS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!! FUCKING WHORE!!! SO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID!! GUESS!!

SHE GOT ON HER KNEES IN FRONT OF MY TRUCK AND BIT A HOLE IN MY TIRE!! SO I HAD TO HOP OUT OF THE OTHER DOOR AND RUN LIKE HELL TO GET 3 BOTTLES OF VODKA!!!

WELL SINCE I CANT RELY ON YM COVEN FOR HELP I TURN TO YOU PEOPLE! WHO CAN HELP ME CREATE A SPELL TO DESTROY THESE MOTOCYCLE BAT WHORES!!

I REALLY NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING SHIT.

*boggle*

In unrelated news, I’m sleeping on the couch again. Skittles is in heaven - he hasn’t been in his cage in 2 days now because he’s been staying out here with me at night. If anyone feels like watching me snuggle up with Grumpy Bear on the couch, the cam’s pointed that way. Now I just need to get the carpet shark out of the crinkle sack so I can sleep….