I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.
I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
You know that commercial for the Olympics with the beach volleyball girls playing in the snow?
I’m standing in front of Eddie this morning while it’s on, and he’s grabbing my ass and making it “whistle” along with the music, Ace Ventura style.
“Why are you making my ass whistle the theme from A Summer Place?” I ask.
“I don’t know. I think the real question is, why doesn’t it do it more often?” he replies.
Tags: crafty girl
lists and I'm so excited you are going to be Alice, a plus size Alice is even hotter.
March 27th, 2004 at 7:56 pm
Oh, Ed, I love ya. He’s too cute.