I’m working today. Me, Ted, and Shawn are being disgusting, and we can’t decide what to have for lunch. Ted’s not gonna eat, because he’s having a big dinner tonight, and y’know, he’s scrawny, so he needs to save some room in that little body of his. Shawn’s trying to convince me to get his lunch for him.I didn’t get to talk to Ed on the phone last night because his phones were wonky. We were both pretty miffed about that. But then again, he’ll be here soon, so we won’t have to worry about busted phones or anything.I’m thinking of making a personality test, but I don’t have any idea what to do. I pondered doing a “which of my coworkers are you?” test.1. Had sex? Yep2. Had oral sex? mmhmm3. Had anal sex? yup4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? yep5. Devoted a whole day to sex? Does a whole night count?6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? No, but I was told to keep it down so the roommate(s) wouldn’t hear us7. Received open praise for sexual technique? yep8. Written an erotic story? yep9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? no10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? yes11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? yes12. Had sex while totally dressed? Yeah, although I wasn’t wearing much to begin with ;)13. Had sex while standing up? yes14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? yes15. Had sex during your “monthly visit”? yes16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? Yum!17. Used ice erotically? yes18. Used hot melted wax erotically? No19. Shaved your pubic hair? yes20. Used a sex toy? yes21. Used a vibrator? yes22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.) yes23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? no24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? no25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? no26. Given sex in sympathy? no27. Had sex with a virgin? 3 actually28. Ever cheated on someone? yes29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? no30. Had sex with your landlord? Eeeew….31. Had sex with a teacher? nope32. Had sex with a boss? nope33. Had sex with a relative? nope34. Had sex with two members of the same family? nope35. Had sex with twins? nope36. Had homosexual sex? no37. Had sex with a pet? no38. Had sex with a farm animal? Neigh… er… no ;)39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? yes40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn’t know? no41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? nope42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? nope43. Had more than 100 sexual partners? nope44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? no45. Had a menage-a-trois? no46. Had group sex (more than 3)? no47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? nope48. Had two regular partners at the same time? sorta….49. Had sex in a public place? yes50. If so, where? cars, playgrounds51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? no, but I once gave attempted to give a blojob in Robson (sp?) Park in Vancouver52. Had sex on the roof of a building? no :(53. Had sex in a stationary car? yes54. Had sex in a moving car? no55. Are you a member of the mile high club? no :(56. Had sex outdoors at night? yes57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? nope59. Had sex in the host’s bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? nope60. Had sex in the host’s bedroom while an overnight guest? nope61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.)? nope62. Had sex at your office or other work area? nope63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? nope64. Had sex in a public restroom? no65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? No, but we got freaky in the sky-train66. Had sex in a dark theatre? no67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub) nothing but the shower68. Had sex in an elevator? nope69. Had sex in a cemetery? nope70. Had sex in a store dressing room? nope71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? I resist sexual advances???72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? no73. Looked at a nude magazine? LMAO…yes74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? yeth75. Seen a live stripper? no76. Seen a live sex show? nope77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? no78. Showered with a partner? yes79. Flashed someone (breasts, genital,mooned) hell yeah80. Streaked with a group of six or more? nope81. Stripped for someone? yes82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? yeah83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? nope84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? nope85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? nope86. Showered while someone watched? yes87. Masturbated? hahahaha…ya think?88. Masturbated while someone watched? yes89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? no90. Masturbated covertly in public? no91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? yes92. Been walked in on while having sex? no93. Walked in on someone having sex? nope94. Had phone sex? LOL….yeth95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? yes96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? yes97. Been photographed nude? yes98. Been photographed having sex? yes99. Been videotaped having sex? probably100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? no101. Role-played a sexual situation? yes102. Taken part in transvestism? nope103. Used a blindfold during sex? yes104. Used handcuffs during sex? yes105. Inflicted pain during sex? yes106. Received pain during sex (masochism)? yes107. Used nipple clips? no, mine are pierced108. Used sex dice? nope109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? not yet ;)110. Received an electric shock during sex? nope111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit) nope112. Used auto-erotic strangulations? nope113. Pierced your genitals or nipples? yes114. Continued sex until raw or bleeding? ow.. yeah

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