A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Actual Email from a Customer

“dear banki have payed a check and the check has cleared very late, when it did clear i check my blaness and it said -$33.00 and i dont know why. i had the money too cleare it , waht had happend i do’nt know.-tasha”Dear Tasha,We are not suprised that you have overdrawn your account. It is painfully obvious that you can not handle 4th grade spelling, why should you be able to manage your finances? We have downgraded your checking account to a passbook savings account. You will no longer be allowed to use your money unless your mommy goes to the bank with you and says you can take some out. Sincerly,The Bank

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