A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Archive: December 6th 2001

Took my sister out shopping last night. Bought “The Wicca Handbook” for myself, and a handful of purty-smellin’ votives in Wicks-n-Sticks.Been taping lotsa movies lately… Got “Final Destination”, “Charlie’s Angels”, and “The Professional” last night. Taped “Eyes Wide Shut” and “The Princess Bride” the other day, along with “Titan AE” and “O Brother, Where Art Thou”. I attempted to tape “Seven” but my cable box went wonky and wouldn’t go to the right channel. Eventually, I’ll watch the ones I taped last night.I buy ’s plane ticket down here tomorrow. We’re hoping to get him down here early on New Year’s Eve. We’ll be bringin’ in the new year with a “bang”, so to speak ;)I got the infamous “why can’t you find a local guy?” line from my dad last night. Bah. I’m not looking for anyone. I wasn’t looking for anyone when I found Ed. I wasn’t looking for anyone before I found Ed. I don’t think I’ve actively persued a guy since I was 20.

I am a Fish with a Bicycle.

My poetry kills cows, but only with an acute sunset. Four score bald men take their coffee for a walk with my conveyer belt. Death pays those who interfere with my green amusement.

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