A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

At least he’s not speaking “133t”……

rhode22343: hi
rhode22343: iz dat u on cam?
Sheleycoat: Yes.
rhode22343: you r totally smokin
Sheleycoat: thanks
rhode22343: u do shows?
rhode22343: yez eat dat naner
rhode22343: u want ta see a pik of me?
Sheleycoat: is it naked?
rhode22343: yez. my cock iz all out
Sheleycoat: then i’m not interested.
rhode22343: aw butz why? i gotz a huge cock
rhode22343: r u gay?
Sheleycoat: so? i’ve seen cocks before.
rhode22343: i could turn you to the other side!
Sheleycoat: no, I’m straight. I get like 3 pics of cock a day. I don’t need to see another one.
rhode22343: 3 a day? wowz
rhode22343: i’m jackin off now
Sheleycoat: I’m happy for you

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